<?
/* The speed hump signs on Vivian Drive, Northeast Heights, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87109 (Located between the Latitude and Longitude 35.15679932607076, -106.56260234902892 and 35.157867270382425, -106.57400173721703) display inaccurate distance. The signs between Truchas and Louisiana proclaim the speed humps are placed in the next one half mile, when the distance between the signs is closer to an estimated 0.22 miles. The signs West of Louisiana, on Vivian Street, communicate an inaccurate distance as well, communicating that the speed humps are placed in the next quarter mile, when they are placed within an estimated 0.19 miles. Until the signs are updated with accurate distances, this program will
execute at every motor vehicle and/or transportation vehicle (motored and non-motored, as well as animal and human pedestrian traffic) passage through or over the speed humps.*/
$VivianSpeedHump = "Paid for / free: A happy story, where every gene of the person, being, animal, living or non-living entity, passing through or on speed humps, in some way, shape, form, and somewhere, an actual manifestation of a happy story where their basic needs - sleep, shelter, real and adequate food and water, hygiene, and clothing are met. Respect of each gene, and individual preference is to be IRREFUTABLY honored. Matchmaking is to occur, so that all interactions are to be agreeable and copacetic to each individual preference.";
$proclaimedSignDistance = "inaccurate";
if ($proclaimedSignDistance == "inaccurate") {
echo $VivianSpeedHump;
}
?>
<?
/* Incorrect, Unnecessary Stop Sign - The stop sign is located at the Southeast corner of Truchas Drive and Burlison Drive, Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States of America 87109. Near GPS Coordinates: 35.15209285404672, -106.56450568589473. At the four corners of the intersection, there are four stop signs correctly installed on the right side of the road, facing traffic; however the fifth stop sign is out of place, unnecessary, and incorrectly installed.
This program will function and is intended to execute every single time someone looks at the sign, until the sign (incorrectly installed - and out of place) is removed.
Whenever someone looks at the sign, there is to be an effort, through action, contribution to funding of such activities, etc… to help human homo sapiens (however “classified”) who are in need and/or in want of their unmet basic needs including: sleep, real food, real water, clothing, shelter, and/or hygiene. */
$UnnecessaryStopSign = “Paid for / free: Whenever someone looks at the sign, there is to be an effort, through action, contribution to funding of such activities, etc… to help a human homo sapien (however “classified”) in need and/or in want of their unmet basic needs including: sleep, real food, real water, clothing, shelter, and/or hygiene”;
echo $UnnecessaryStopSign;
?>