Come one, come all folks! Our hostage mitigation services won’t put the burden of unjustified homicides on us like those outdated viriis! Our new, non-lethal, non-violating, customizable virii-engineering services actually improves the world! We’ll leave your world much lighter than the previous excite-able, volatile, immature, polarized, reactive, sensitive-egoed, selfish, fools-that-rush-in, unprofessional, sloppy, separatist, holier-than-thou piggy, gooney, greedy, fraudster, insecure, extremist, black plague-era viriis of those pinky-and-the-brain amateurs! We’ll solve any problem there is! There is no hostage / extortion / sextortion material that we can’t handle!
The goal is minimal collateral damage!
We pride ourselves in our services’ core values: ZERO self interest (your assets are your assets and we aren’t interested in a stake), ZERO judgment (competent and emotionally mature, and golly gee: you boys sure got yourselves in pretty deep!), confidential and discrete, and 100% professional conduct (an absolutely impeccable and unwavering ZERO sexual interactions with our clients)!
Affordable services on a sliding scale! Just pay the ransom your bills and we’ll solve the problem according to our bias – for free🤔? That’s it!
*Custom spiritual purification services and combo hostage mitigation-spiritual purification services available too! (Yahweh, Yeshua, Mahmoud, Buddha, Hindu, etc… compliant)
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