<?
//"Miraculous Fertility"
//Every being and individual should be able to procreate and sexually reproduce if he, she, or it, would like to.
//This program is created with the intention to allow 'the miracle of procreation' for ALL individuals if they so choose.
//A (previously thought) sterile individual being becomes miraculously fertile!
function miraculousFertility(){
$isFertile = [true, false];
shuffle($isFertile);
if ($isFertile[0] == false){
echo 'Initiate MIRACLE FERTILITY program!';
}
}
miraculousFertility()
?>