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  • Urine Pimps (Why You Should Always Flush)

    “Dat metadata though!” “It’s a shame to waste such beautiful, tasty, nutritious, and perfect natural medicine…” *Humor: You may consider me (and the police?) an aficionado for, especially, the urine excretions of the cocaine and heron user’s urine… mmmm IRRESISTIBLE! GORGEOUS! (I’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET IN THERE AND GET A TASTE!)

    I always encourage you to flush after using the restroom. I have a hypothesis as to why some people don’t flush.

    One thing that I always think of is my Father telling me, while we were hiking in the mountains, to “hang on to your urine”. If you won’t be around water, or have limited water, then try not to urinate very often so you don’t get dehydrated. Hold onto your urine!

    I, a while ago, noticed that some people don’t flush their urine. I made somewhat of a personal study as to why this phenomena occurs. I was trained as a child to flush. It is second nature to me. Use the restroom, and then flush. Everytime.

    But why do some people not flush? Are you someone who always flushes? If so, I encourage you to experiment and try not flushing. There is a strange energy surrounding the sitting, fresh urine. You want to flush it. Why does it bother you? What is it that makes you want to flush? Opposed to the person who doesn’t flush their urine: I encourage you to try flushing, every time. Ahhh, doesn’t that feel better? Fresh water. No stinky urine sitting around!

    You can tell a lot about your health from the smell and look of your urine.

    In nature, dogs and animals pee on things to mark their territory. It is a communication to each other. It is peaceful, it will help the wild animal avoid a fight. It helps the animal know that some other animal is there. I once had a girlfriend who’s ex-boyfriend urinated on her in the shower. These things got me thinking. She, too, told me about another of her ex-boyfriends who would urinate on his feet in the shower because urine is a natural anti-fungal, and if you have something like athlete’s foot or toenail fungus, it may be a relevant solution (or preventative measure).

    One of my theories is that sometimes people do not flush because it is a subconscious way to show dominance to other humans. A “flush for me” attitude.

    “Pssst. Hey man my urine is over there in a cup in the back of the alley next to a wall. Inexpensive man, inexpensive. Come on you know you want it. Gimme dat cash and I’ll let you drink it. Seriously, you can drink it all. Cash only cash only.” -The Urine Pimp (humor)

    In certain scenarios I have noticed that not flushing is like an unspoken science project between males, especially in the urinals. It is almost as if a group of men are, consciously or unconsciously, seeing how many different men can build up a diverse urine pool. What happens when they do this?

    When I was in this situation, in a hospital, I noticed that certain males would do this. It upset me: “Flush the toilet after you use it, please!” I noticed people would get upset if I flushed their collective urine pools. It was also a disappointment, like gathering that urine pool was some sort of achievement. The science project doesn’t grow if you flush it. It is like these people profit off of not flushing! Like urine pimps! Pimping out their, and your urine! Test it, research if that is true. See what comes about from not flushing. What is the difference between one person saving their urine, not flushing and groups of people saving their urine in collective urine pools, and not flushing. Try it! What happens? Who gets upset if you flush the urine collection and why!? Who is happy that you flushed and why? What is the difference between those people? How would that dynamic change with different people flushing and different people urinating?

    The directions are simple: urinate in the cup.

    Another time I, for some strange reason had to give urine at a hospital. The nurse (or doctor), Esther Verzi, told me to go to the bathroom, pee in the cup, and flush the rest. I thought “sure”, so I did that. When I returned to her office, she seemed super happy and relieved that I did what she asked. It boggled my mind. Why was she happy about that? There is so much that goes on with some people, even medical professionals, that looking in, we really have no idea what some people’s experience of life is. Why would I feel as if peeing in a cup and flushing the rest of my urine made someone’s day!?

    Doctor, why is there a cup of urine just sitting around?

    I, once had to take a drug test. It was a urinalysis. On the way I do not remember much of the conversation except the co-working joking that I was going to “get pushed in”. When I got to the office, I was given a cup to pee in. I go in the bathroom and there was another cup of urine just sitting there. It was strange. Unaccounted pee in a cup, in a professional medical office? It seems that people aren’t aware of the alternate “urine pimpage” reality. These people are victims, I say. Having “thoughts” make them live with urine just sitting around. See below: take it seriously, in that reality, there may be some fun to some sexualized waste of a person whose hair is the same color of that sitting urine, but real dangers and disease may lurk. It is not a joke.

    Urinating feels so good.

    It is, too, a sexual activity, when people urinate on other people. This is called a “golden shower”. It is for a reason, there really is a certain value of urine. This seems to be for the value of the urine, for a psychological effect, and also a social dynamic between the urinator and the urine drinker or bather.

    I am not judging, just wondering: Why?

    Don Schrader and the value of urine.

    Mr. Schrader is a maestro of the wine (that is what urine that you drink is called). RIP Don Schrader

    https://www.dailylobo.com/article/2006/02/letter_urine_sunshine_keeps_us_healthy_the_natural_way

    https://sniggle.net/TPL/index5.php?entry=14Oct07

    Be careful, that urine can and will kill you.

    I once had a family friend. His life went to shambles suddenly. He was a very high functioning doctor. His death was a tragedy, but at the death scene that I inspected, I noticed one thing that was off, he didn’t flush (which he had always flushed). Some foreign thought got in his person and told him not to flush. I hypothesize that his death was a murder, and people (somehow) connected to his urine and feces he didn’t flush were his utimate killers. RIP Dr. Bruce Rave. Disease can be in our waste, our feces and urine. That is why we, as societies have waste management, that is why we flush.

    I encourage those that are able to flush to flush for those that are not competent or cannot flush for themselves. If you know someone who has incontinence, please do not be too proud to clean up their urine if they are not able to do so. Who knows, it may save your or their life.

    You have read my other articles. We are aligned with this (literal) inter-dimensional culture that quantifies inert matter, ideas, property, objects, and certainly urine (and connects such “ideas” and things to people)… so how do you think urine is quantified? How do you feel now about flushing? Might such an “insane” or unreasonable thing such as drinking your urine seem a little more reasonable?

    I, personally, do not endorse urine drinking (I feel it is waste for a reason and not meant to be recycled in the physical person), but I understand the viewpoint, and if you are going to do so, make sure to be educated and read Don Schrader’s words and perhaps a book like “The Golden Fountain” to guide you safely.